Saturday, November 26, 2005

Hanging Out in Tenerife


I have tried to blend with the locals by carrying heavy bags of shopping on my head, but I think I will stick to no hands on the bike instead. They have 300 years of experience over me.

I cannot remember how to spell the simplist of English words now.

My neighbour is an eccentric old english women with the stereotypical number of cats and the rest. I had a dinner date with the 71 year old lady the other night but she was too drunk to walk the distance (safely) to the local restaurant.

I seem to pass as an Italiano over here which is good porque it means I probably have the phonetics closer than the average Scot - or maybe it is just the blue eyes! Now, I am playing with this and pretending to be italian when speaking to clueless tourists!

I have the hostel to myself quite often and have become a very amateur english-spanish translator for the German people. Most places I stay I lock myself out a ridiculously high amount of times; no exception here. The hostel is the best yet though for unorthodox entry because it has a 40 foot climbing wall (with 5 routes!) built into the south facing wall. Once I have taken off my road cycling shoes I have some freestyle climbing culminating with a rather tricky overhang - the balcony. Still alive.

It raining today so I hope to visit the gym. Gyms make me yawn - so boring. Anyway, the gym I go to has more entry security than an airplane. It has a palm recognition and PIN number to get in. Air travel is not as dangerous in comparison then.....?

Next season will either be an average performance or complete success. Being out here, not working and pretending/being to be a full timer puts a lot of pressure on me. So it will be difficult to get the balance just right. I am looking to do some trail re-building here in the nat. park

Bastante! James

2005 RESULTS


09.11.05 1st Mt Sodom XC, Israel
09.10.05 1st 9th Alanya International MTB Cup, Turkey
25.09.05 2nd Conlig Lead Mines, Ireland
10.09.05 54th UCI WC Fort William, UK
23.07.05 3rd XC National Champs, UK
17.07.05 2nd Marathon National Champs, UK
26.06.05 6th Int Cappadocia Stage Race, Turkey
11.06.05 9th NPS 3 Thetford, UK
04.06.05 106th UCI WC Willingen, Germany
29.05.05 80th UCI WC Houfallize, Belgium
14.05.05 4th NPS 2 Builth Wells, UK
08.05.05 78th UCI WC2 Madrid, Spain
10.04.05 21st MX 1, Cyprus
13.03.05 4th XC2 Georgios Alamanos, Cyprus
04.03.05 4th Afxentia MTB Tour, Cyprus
27.02.05 6th Voroklini International, Cyprus
20.02.05 7th XC1 Larnaca, Cyprus

World Record for Fuel Efficiency


Before I could ride a bike I rode this, and still hold a world record for fuel efficiency. 0.280 litres per 100 kilometres. The record was set at Silverstone on July 15th 1998 and is in the Guinness Book of Records 2002 edition. The record is still current !